P2: Then where am I sleeping? I have a wonderful idea! Jake: You grabbed my nuts! The Princess Bride is one of the best romantic movies of this century. ? Because it's such a milestone, it's especially upsetting when that sixteenth birthday turns out to be a total flop. Can I ask you a question? And that's Robert Downey Jr. Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. This is a Rolls Royce, Jake. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row. I wish movies were like the old classic movies, movies nowadays are somewhat a rip off, i'm not saying all but most movies made in this era are all computerized, there's so much plastic surgery happening, drastic diets, if you look back at the old movies, the ladies are really beautiful naturally, nice hair, and the spark in those eyes, men were romantic.
Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you? We got relatives invading this afternoon. Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over you. I thought she said his name was Rudy? The Geek: Jake, I don't have a car. I'm him Very clever dinner.
The Geek: Look, wheez, I told you not to call me here. I would like to very much, and I probably will later, but give me a break- I wouldn't do it when you're right down the hall 7258 -Hey, Dad- Jenny's got her period. And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense to stay clear of the likes of you! John Hughes is a total genius!!!! She came up to me in the gym tonight. Geek: Not if you're gonna insult me. Samantha's life is going downhill fast.
Teens across the country flocked to a film that showed them acting the way they actually acted. But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, I mean, if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me, to kick your ass. As of tomorrow, they're family. He's a Senior, and he's taken. The next morning, a newly sober Caroline and Geek conclude that they had sex the night before. They know they shit, and they enjoy pumping us up. Pinky Farmer Ted: A: Don't hit me.
A good guy will help his nerdy bro to get a girl. Jake: I thought she hated my guts. Look how big they are. Samantha: Oh, yes, that's it. The Geek asks Caroline if she enjoyed herself. To today's viewers, the movie raises questions about racial stereotypes and consent laws. Samantha: Yes, you're a total drag.
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! We've all been there, to be honest. Jake: Do you have to go to reception now? See more ideas about Sixteen Candles, Old movie quotes and 80s movie quotes. Nothing else to expect, we all know the story somewhere, but still, it feels good to watch. John Hughes is a total genius!!!! I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to. Before Sixteen Candles, teen movies were about teen girls, but not for teen girls.
Jake: How did you get 'em? I swear to God Caroline Mumford had to flunk about nine grades. Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they? What makes you think that? I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person. See more ideas about Sixteen Candles, Old movie quotes and 80s movie quotes. She looked at me like I was a loner. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
He doesn't even know you exist. Married closes door Jake: turns around, under breath to himself Married? Caroline: I know exactly what they do for a girl my age. The Geek: Jake, I'm only a Freshman. My company helps a lot of sites just like you get visitors to your site quick. Add all this to a pair of horrendously embarrassing grandparents, a foreign exchange student named Long Duc Dong, and we have the makings of a hilarious journey into young womanhood.
Whatever happens to that kind of girl as a result is funny. I mean, you got a guy, or. God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you! Long Duk Dong: You punch my face! I bet you a dozen floppy disks you don't get tit. You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you! Sixteen Candles marked the directing debut of John Hughes, and its goofy energy displayed a promising talent with a great ear for high school lingo. Add all this to a pair of horrendously embarrassing grandparents, a foreign exchange student named Long Duc Dong, and we have the makings of a hilarious journey into young womanhood. Girls who have sex are asking for it.